I could tell you but that would kind of screw with the anonymity wouldn't it?
Well you're here so presumably you know that then?
5'10" or 9". It does depend on how weary I'm feeling.
Long highlighted blonde.
Normally red because I go to bed too late and wake up too early. If I had slept properly then they'd be a kind of grey/green/blue colour.
Is this your first blogging conference?
Nope, I went to Britmums Live! last year as well. I've also been to the Tots100 Christmas weekend and a Butlin's Ambassadors' weekend.
Are you attending both days?
Well I'm not going all that way for half an hour! Many thanks to my awesome sponsor Orchard Toys for allowing me to go this year. I couldn't be more proud to represent them, they're perfect for me.
What are you most looking forward to at BritMums Live 2013?
Seeing my blogging and twitter friends, catching up with them for more than an hour, meeting new people, building relationships with new brands, learning a bit in the sessions, stalking Kirstie Allsopp and hearing the woman from T.K.Maxx try and persuade me to wear a dress again.
What are you wearing?
I have no idea yet! Smarter on the Friday, but still casual. My Birkenstocks on the Saturday with comfy stuff! No-one cares what anyone wears anyway.
What do you hope to gain from BritMums Live 2013?
Chat to my friends, all of them. My biggest regret from last year is not talking to Kerry more; sitting in the T.K.Maxx lounge with her was the last time I saw her. And I miss her.
Tell us one thing about you that not everyone knows:
MY NAME! Mwha ha ha! But it's not going to happen!
Ok, something more serious? Um… nope I got nothing.
I'm linking up to the 'Britmums: I'm going to Britmums Live!' linky.