Excuse me, but has anyone seen my son around?
He's about 93cm tall, beautiful dark blond hair, eyes that change from blue-green-brown, a beautiful smile that reaches up to and beyond his eyes, and a loving and friendly personality. He is caring and compassionate, he is polite and courteous. He eats everything put in front of him without questioning, he does everything that is asked of him without complaint. He is a little treasure and bundle of joy. Everyone thinks so.
So have you seen him? Do you know where he is?
Because someone seems to have flipped a switch in my son and turned off all of the above personality traits. Someone has removed all manners and courtesy from my son. SOMEONE has made him an argumentative and stroppy little bugger!
And that SOMEONE had better return him by morning because I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!