Top 5 Celebrities You’d Love to Punch

As explained on Hannah's blog, @katetakes5 is, well, taking five from her blog. So Hannah is hosting the Listography in the meantime.

The theme this week is one that I am going to have difficulty with. Not because I am a passive, peaceful, earth mother who never gets wound up. Good lord no! I'm going to have difficulty because there are way too many celebrities who irritate the hell out of me, and I'm sorry but the vast majority of them are the little woman type. You know the ones: they simper up to men, they flick their hair, they are incapable of being a strong independent woman, they have to have a man to look after them! I was brought up to be self-reliant and so they irritate me.

1) Scarlett Johansson.

I absolutely hate and detest her. I cannot even begin to tell you how much she winds me up beyond all comparison to any other person in the world. Especially when I had to endure her in 'He's just not that into you'. Even allowing her name to grace the pages of my blog irritates me. So there is no way that I am putting a picture of her on here, I'd probably break the screen in order to escape her. And no, before you ask, it's not jealousy. Never.

2) Simon Amstell

Snivelling little twerp. He ruined 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks', is rude and pathetic. Go away you little man and never grace my t.v. screen again!

3) Angelina Jolie

I may be slightly jealous of this individual, but my true reason lies in that I loved Brad and Jen, and she ruined it.

4) Katie Price

What is the point of her? I mean seriously?! She's ridiculous. No need to say any more.

5) Kelly Holmes!

Argh! I am sorry I know she won like two gold medals and therefore is a national treasure but no! There are better athletes out there, able-bodied or disabled. Now Tanni-Grey Thompson is a national treasure! But not Dame Holmes! Pah!

See you can tell I was annoyed with the last one, count the exclamation marks.

 

 

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  1. says

    Tanni Grey Thompson ran over my foot at the Official London Marathon after-party whilst I was trying to move a load of chairs out of her way so she and a couple of other people could squeeze through between tables (it was crap planning by someone – they clearly forgot there were going to be wheelchairs moving around the room). She glared at me as if I had deliberately got in her way and didn't thank me at all. If she'd waited three seconds I would have been out of the way entirely and there wouldn't have been an issue.
    My respect for her diminished a little after that.

    Totally with you on 1-4 though!

  2. Jennykate says

    Good list,I would also have,Jordan,Angelina(for the same reason as you),!!ohh I'm going to do my list now & top of the list has to go to
    Jordan (Awfull woman). X

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