He was sat in the middle of an adult bed holding Oliver Monkey. He looked tiny and so pale, but colour was slowly returning to his cheeks. He shouldn't have been able to come out with a funny.
The doctor came over for her discharge assessment and checked him over. The Boy looked at her and said, "Lady, I not very well!" She asked him what the matter was. He came out with the same thing that he has been saying for months (it's fake by the way), "Lady, I have got a cough. Listen… ahuh, huh!"
She laughed and told us to take him home.
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Sticking with daddy at the dining table:
"Have you had a good day?"
"Yes daddy, I did have a sleep."
"Was it a nice sleep?"
"Yes, when I woke up, I was a little boy!"

Ah bless. Sounds as though he's back to his normal self now!
Hehe, he sounds lovely. Bet you were relieved when he said that.
Aw so cute. I totally get it btw – you can't be a little boy when you're asleep because you're asleep.
Ah that is so cute! Cough cough! ๐
Awww. The Boy sounds so lovely. I am looking forward to meeting him at Butlins. Thanks for linking up to Friday Funny. xx
awwww bless him so sweet x
Awwww he's so cute! xx
Ah that is so sweet, bless him.xx
Aww, I loved what he said to the doctor. Bud has a fake cough too!
Love fake coughs – Harry has had one since he was about 6 months old ๐