A few weeks ago I reviewed two great, Christmas books from one of my favourite book publishers, Top That! Publishing.
Fuzzy Christmas and When I Dream Of Christmas are captivating and a very different take on the traditional Christmas books, Fuzzy Christmas has a variety of fuzzy felt style characters which can be placed in a range of different Winter scenes, while When I Dream Of Christmas shows typical Christmas associations with humorous explanations alongside.
I'm able to offer three sets of these books to readers of TheBoyandMe, simply fill in the Rafflecopter form to be in with a chance of winning.
Tags: Blogoversary, Books, competitions, Top That
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What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-itis!
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Who is never hungry at Christmas? – The turkey – he's always stuffed!
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Where does Santa's little helpers go to relax?
The Elf Farm!
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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?
Grave-y -
What do snowmen have for breakfast? Frosties!
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What's Santa's favourite pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even
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grrrrooooaaaannnnn
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Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem. -
What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s crib?
A snow mobile
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how do snowmen get about? with an 'icicle!
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This sodding weather that's a joke I'm freezing…
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What do wild animals sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
(Ouch!) lol x
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis! -
Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
Because it fits in a stocking! -
What do you call a lady who loves singing Christmas songs? Carol!
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Knock Knock
Who's There
Mary
Mary Who?
Mary Christmas -
why cant u get drunk at the jls xmas party? cos u only get one shot
lol. heard it on twitter another day, lame but quite funny! -
what goes 'ho, ho, ho, plonk?' Santa laughing his head off!
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What kind of paper likes music? Rapping Paper x
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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia! -
-What is a mum's favourite Christmas carol?
-"Silent Night".
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
(Courtesy of my advent calendar!) -
Who's that little girl who wears a red cape and goes round shouting 'knickers' at the Big Bad Wolf?
That's Little Rude Riding Hood! -
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem!
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Mrs Claus: What's the weather like?
Santa Claus (peering outside): It's rain dear -
What did the cats sing on christmas eve? Santa claws is coming to town!
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Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had its own drumsticks!
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Why didn't the turkey want Christmas Dinner?
Because it was already stuffed!
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what goes red, white, red, white, red?
Santa Claus rolling down the hill -
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles ! -
What do you call an old snowman? – Water!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Hoho
Hoho Who?
That's my line ! Hoho who – merry Christmas !(not at all funny but it cracked the kids up !!)
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What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus -
What hides in a bakery at Christmas???
…… A mince spy!
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
snow flakes -
There were twenty sick (make it sound like 26) sheep in the field with the shepherds. One dies, how many were left? 19 of course (most people will say 25 because they thought you said 26!!!!
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My friend's recently become addicted to break fluid.When I asked him about it he said he could stop at any time!
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Why should you always wear clean pants when you go out for your Christmas party? You may pull a cracker. ;D
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Who likes hiding in the Bakery?
A Mince Spy! -
Awww man I am so bad a jokes! ok here goes…
What is the most popular Christmas wine?
I don't like Brussel Sprouts -
What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
Mooey Christmas! x -
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet! -
Where did Rudolph go to school? He didn't, he was elf taught.
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